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Make Oxtail Cheap Again - Foam Trucker Hat

Make Oxtail Cheap Again - Foam Trucker Hat

  • 100% polyester front & Mesh Back
  • Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
  • Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for a few meaty chunks of oxtail? Want to take a stand for your favorite slow-cooked dish without breaking the bank? Well, it's time to start the revolution—one hat at a time—with the Make Oxtail Cheap Again Trucker Hat!

This hat isn't just for foodies—it's for anyone who's ever looked at a menu, seen the price of oxtail, and thought, "This better come with gold flakes on top." Crafted with a breathable mesh back to keep you cool under the pressure of high food prices, and a snapback closure to ensure a perfect fit for all head sizes (even if you’ve got a big brain full of oxtail-based conspiracy theories).

The embroidered slogan is loud and proud, reminding the world that some things—like oxtail—shouldn’t cost more than a small car payment. Wear it while you shop, cook, or protest outside your local butcher shop. Just don’t expect any discounts. We’re still working on that part.

So, what are you waiting for? Get this hat, wear it proudly, and start your own culinary protest. Oxtail for all—and at a price that won’t make you cry!

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
One size 24 - 26 6 3 8 ⅝
Regular price $27.99 USD
Regular price $35.99 USD Sale price $27.99 USD
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Care Instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.